[Dream Event Post]

::So you wander upon a quaint two story cottage, nestled near an ideallic lake as you drift through your dreams. There on the porch, sitting on a swing bench, is a woman with very obvious gold horns, wearing an extremely form fitting sundress with bright positive colors. For even the most chaste among you, she is very easy on the eyes.

If you look closely, she's reading a book called "Is Hypnotizing and Manipulating Friends and Co-Workers Evil?". But by the point you're reading it she's putting it down, giving you another relaxing view, and...::

Yes, do you want something?